Ok guys, knock it off. Stop being the ultimate A-holes that you’ve become.
Laptop, I know you’re older and quite full of data but you seriously need to knock of your curmudgeonly ways. I write what and where I want to, not you. Please keep the cursor where it is and for the love of all the gods that I can name, stop trying to translate every bloody thing!
Tablet. You are the newest member to the technology family and I expect to have some problems trying to figure you out. Navigating on you seems to be a breeze. Editing whatever-the-hell you think I’m saying is a veritable PAIN IN THE ASS! And please please please stop trying to help me with an editing tool….it is in no way useful.
And lastly, my smart phone. I love you dearly. I use you every waking and sleeping moment of every day. You are the first object I see upon waking up (alarm clock) and the last non-animated thing I see before falling asleep (turning the sound down.) My only beef that I have with you is you trying to log into every damn WiFi available within a two mile radius! I even have that function turned off so stop it, stop it, stop it.
Your Loving Owner